I like to think she is going to file for divorce November 9th and publish a tell-all on inauguration day.

I want Melania to pitch a damn fit and refuse to be a part of the circus anymore.

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I want airports to have one of those tube hotels. It would be so nice to stretch out and hour or two on a lay over before getting jammed in the knees again. I’d pay ten bucks for a couple hours.

We’re getting ahead of ourselves, I’d just like most airports to offer reliable wifi and not that boingo bullshit that never works and is overpriced

She is her mother’s daughter. Ann Richards destroyed Dubya: “Poor George, he can’t help it — he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

Cancun Inn/Sugar Loaf village are in my hometown (Warwick, NY). I don’t know the woman, but many people in town will tell you that Alvin Goldstein is a fucking nutjob. I’ve been to this restaurant. Many of my classmates in high school worked there. I’ve only ever experienced warmth and good service at this place.…

That’s kind of how it went with What’s-His-Name and me. Despite me having basically moved in on our 2nd date, after a year of being together, he was off to graduate school and I was feeling bereft until he was like “are you coming with me?” OH! Why yes. Yes, I am, actually. But I never pressured him or laid any…

And this right here is one of the varied reasons I, a native Clevelander working downtown, am going on vacation that week. I will watch the craziness on Twitter while having a bagel and coffee in New York City. And potentially pee on Trump Tower, I haven’t decided yet.

$100,000 has never seemed like such a small number. A pittance for what happened.

You’re also in a far stronger position to find a new job when you have a job, which is why I really don’t get the “They were better off than me because they all found new jobs.” There was nothing stopping you from finding a new job or changing careers, you were much more attractive to employers than your laid-off…

I don’t get what she’s angry about.

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

All I need is a quick ocular patdown to assess the situation.

Sorry that I got cut off on the last one.

Sally Wolff should speak to her employers about a percentage interest in the business. This is how start-ups are supposed to work. Yes, you work long hours and yes, you often don’t get paid what your worth. But that’s because you’re trying to start a business. In that situation, you will have two kinds of employees:…

Do people not understand that there have been laws regarding payment of overtime? It’s not the business’ decision to pay after 40 or 50 hours or every week or two weeks. It’s a matter of state law. In NY, you get paid OT after 40 hrs in a week if your job earns OT — unless it was a managerial job of any kind. Now even…

That excuse only works if the chef is has equity in the business. Otherwise you’re working slave labor wages to fund someone else’s startup.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

Tig for the win (always). I like Schumer but she was out of line on this one. Commenting on Tig’s appearance (perceived) and personal experience on the road are none of her business and speculation.