auntie-socialite
Auntie-Socialite
auntie-socialite

Solitary confinement is torture. Especially if it’s indefinite.

Solitary confinement IS torture.

Facebook: when you need to really find fault with every goddamn person you have ever come across quickly and line the pockets of a jackass sociopath with a inability to blink....at the same time!

I don’t know what to say to that except I am so sorry. That is horrible.

Why should we expect anything else from the guy who knowingly helped rig the last presidential election, who gleefully refuses to remove false information or hate speech from his cesspool of a platform as long as he makes another dollar?

Yes, I know. My point was his idea of revitalizing rock was to retread it.

I am so so so sorry for your loss and for what I am sure is/was a lot of time trying to figure out how to deal with it. My mom killed herself and it’s been brutal (especially a lot of comments from dumbasses) but I can’t even imagine it with that added layer. Sending strength to you.

No one will ever convince me that “Ho Hey” is a rock song. Ever. Also, it sucks. Also, every Imagine Dragons song sounds the same.

You can get real creative, too!

You know what’s not illegal, not subject to vice taxes and is a handy way to force a conversation to make a hard right turn if needed?

Why isn't Sharon Stone using a rich/famous person dating app? Bumble is for the masses and I doubt she sees herself as a regular person. Also, Pete Davidson should get together with LiLo and they can post their thirst traps all over the Gram! 

For sure. Though in my experience, whether a dude has money or not, the results are the same. If a man has the opportunity to stray, he will. Having the funds to cover their tracks probably helps. But even the broke dudes are lurking in someone’s DMs, trying trying trying.

One day he’ll find his calling as the host of a telethon for Short Man Syndrome.

I’m sure “the lowest moment” of Kevin Hart’s life was not when he cheated, but when he got caught. And if his partner had never confronted him, he’d carry on with his shitty philandering and never give it another thought. In my experience, this is how most dudes function. 

Kevin Hart is gross. In that episode he introduces his team and one of them is his trainer/friend of 10 years/fitness director, Voss. He trains kevin and also helps direct and negotiate any fitness campaigns or fitness magazine shoots that kevin does. Wellllllll at the end of the episode they are on a private jet

It’s nice to read that everything is fine and normal at Mar-a-Lago.

Yeah, this isn’t the story you had in your head...

The inlaws were right

Right before I read your comment I literally whipped out both boobs from my nursing tank to let them breathe before breastfeeding. Tits, they’re what’s for inner.

Don’t know why this had to turn ad hominem, but 1) yes, I prefer comfort, 2) with most movies of that ilk a larger screen doesn’t improve the experience in any perceptible way, and 3) fuck you.