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Note to self: find out what company makes sutures for facelifts and buy shares.

The Academy is full of a metric ton of “wait...whut?” wins. I’m still bitter that freaking Slumdog Millionaire won the same year it was up against Frost/ Nixon, Milk, and The Wrestler.

Beret icon Spike Lee was so upset about Green Book winning the Oscar for Best Picture

I’m now going to rage scream into my pillow, so I don’t go on a murderous rampage.

I follow a bunch of science AND gender writers/tweeters/researchers on Twitter so this is All Over My Feed last two days and there are loads of absolutely terrible takes but definitely my least favourite is Economics Bro being like “uhhh this can’t be true because pharma companies want to make money? so obvs they

Stalking and harassment is illegal on a federal level. There are resources for looking up the statutes for stalking in your state, also restraining or no contact orders. My suggestion is that you document everything, and keep documentation/proof (like the mail with embarassing/humilating stuff written on it).

If it helps the concept, in Ireland we count spring from February 1st, called Imbolc or Brigid’s Day. It’s about halfway between the solstices and the snowdrops and crocuses start to bloom around then. And our weather pretty much operates on a system like “Roll a dice, 1, 2, or 3, it’s rain, of increasing intensity;

I’m not one for elaborate lies, so I’d say my most *successful* lie was when I dropped and broke my Nintendo DS like two weeks after I got it. Naturally, I didn’t pay for any “insurance” so I put it into a box and mailed it to Nintendo with a handwritten note that just said “will not turn on”. Two weeks later, they

Being straight

Um 😨 This is something I both didn't know and could have lived the rest of my life without. 😩

Wait, The Reverend was for reals Kimmy Schmidt’s teacher?  Mind blown.

 Name redacted why? Are we protecting predators now?

Why redact names? You can just say it. The police aren’t coming to your house if you type their names on the internet, especially if it’s as open of a secret as you are saying.

“Fantasia Barrino and St. Vincent brought the hues, too, and Miguel knows that a white suit favors him.” These words do not mean what you think they mean.

Anyway, that guy from Pentatonix is literally the worst overall styling I have seen since fashion disasters were still a big thing back in the 90s. (I think

Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman there.

Ricky, you can have the mustache, the shirt, or the shoes, but you cannot have all three. Seriously, what are thooooose? They look like Sketchers.

“Elegante??”