I didn’t know the Hapsburgs were still around. 

And that’s the first Mrs. Tom Cruise in the photo above. Is today’s theme purses related to Scientology?

The scary thing is there are a number of unsolved gay murders in Toronto from the late 70s. McArthur worked right downtown during that period. As the experts are saying, no serial killer starts in his 60s.

MartyBryde in the greys is claiming that the woman died from a medical event.

He references the NYPost, which references the cops. The cops say she ‘had a thyroid issue and had a headache the day of the fall.’ and that the cops didn’t think she had enough bruises on her to have died from the fall.

There’s absolutely no…

The Toronto Police Chief also blamed the gay community for not cooperating with police enough and that’s why they didn’t solve this case sooner. Such a load of garbage. The only reason there was any attention on this was because the gay community was vocal and persistent in the face of losing their own. So glad this…

+ Juicy velour tracksuit

WHY ARE THOSE NAILS AS WIDE AS AN OGRE’S TOENAILS??!!!!

They’re dressing like their own great-great-grandmothers, in a claim, conscious or not, to a racialized and gendered history.

Ooh so classy!

I, with my $35 Sakroots smartphone wristlet, think anything LV is awful.

Wait, you trash the baguette but covet the cherry bag?!!! That shit is playboy bunny, ‘going out top’, chunky highlights basic AF.

This bootstrapy bullshit comment glosses over the whole bullying aspect, which is very real and very shitty, not to mention the added body image horrors especially if you’re female.

I'm weirdly ungreyed on Deadspin and Jalopnik, but not here, where I post more often. I feel like a queen whenever I comment at Jalopnik lol

I have endured an extreme amount of trauma as an adult with repeated injuries, illnesses and accidents of various kinds. And yet, nothing has been worse than middle school. It was violent, stratified and unsupervised. Basically, anarchy. For those of us who were bullied, each day was hell born anew.

“ I’m not victim-blaming, but I am not-me-blaming too.” is SO hilarious! I not only starred that I’m gonna use it too!

You tagged this “Los Angeles” rather than merely “Assholery in modern urban life” so I offer an anecdotal counterpoint. Onlookers in Los Angeles can also be very good Samaritans!

Or if only NYCers didn’t pay a boatload of taxes so that our schools and public transportation would not be as terrible as they are.... Also, for my line of work, there are few options outside of NYC.

Terrible. Carrying strollers in the subway is the worst. I remember hauling my stroller and child up 2 flights of stairs, only to find out that the exit nearby was closed, then had to haul it down the stairs, go up another set to get out. Some nonsense like this would happen every damn time. Totally unsafe in an…

Can I get out of the greys finally, please?? My comment history is good. I’m not a troll. It’s only been a decade so, I guess I could wait another 10 years, but I’d rather not. Thx.

“Now I ain’t saying she’s a bat mitzvah girl, but she ain’t going for no broke gelt!”