Bathrooms are not the place to enact a political or moral agenda. It’s simply a place to take a dump

I used to do oil changes at Walmart. Once when working on a car I kept hearing what I thought was a bird chirping somewhere under the front fender. Turned out it was a kitten that had crawled up in there and couldn’t get out. We got it and handed it over to the car owner who had no idea where the kitten had come from…

But it’s a great cat name for those of us who remember.

You left a box out around a cat?  Rookie mistake.

Jezeus, we’re old.

I feel a Jane Fonda joke is missing here.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

Are you mansplaining tampons??? Why are you here? Shhhh. Go away. 

Oh yes what we all really need here is the opinion of someone who has never used this product and doesn’t have even the wherewithal to understand there might be distinctions that your non-female brain isn’t computing. Your comment is the definition of a nothing-burger. Jesus. They ARE NOT THE SAME.

They look the same to you, a non-woman who has never used one. As a woman, who has used hundreds of them, I can tell you they are not the same. Two people above made this exact point. Why try to argue about their sameness when you admittedly have no experience with this category of product? It is only appropriate to…

Yall... it is actually really bad journalism and really misleading to post about a recall for a product and then put a picture of a different, non recalled brand up. The pic is clearly an OB tampon; below is a picture of a Kotex tampon that was recalled:

This is my biggest complaint about people who bitch about someone’s English when it’s not their first language.

The perfect Miss for 2018!

“In a moment where I intended to admire the courage of a few of my sisters, I said something that I now realize could be perceived as not respectful...”

I’m sure Miss USA’s Vietnamese is flawless.

She’s sleeping her way to the bottom.

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

I thought I was clever for limiting YouTube but now my kid is in second grade and gets his toy ideas from classmates. Lately for him it is all about Feisty Pets. These stuffed animals that look cute but grow fangs when you squeeze them. Of all things.