Pale is for losers. Real men microwave themselves until they look like roast chicken. 

It was such a short, fast trip for him from “adorable dork” to “insufferable jerk”.

If you have glaucoma, you have to wear large frames that wrap your eyes on all sides - front, sides, etc.

These are my favourite books of all time, and the original tv series was and still is one of the best shows I’ve ever watched.

Needed: decent sci fi/fantasy books w strong female leads. Trashy welcome, so long as they don’t have quasi rapey male lead characters.

He’s got glaucoma.

But their ARMS ARE BARE!!!!

When we burned down your White House. 

Double insult to that injury, then.

The fuck?

Oh cool, I won last week’s pissing contest but I’m. STILL. FUCKING. GREY.

Does flying to India still count if it was because a client paid me to go there?

Anyone else seen this story about the fertility app that’s backed by an anti abortion, anti contraception group? 

Where’s MY parade, dammit.

Prostitution is legal here in Canada.

“ I want other girls to not ever let someone do that.”

When a serial killer was targeting trans sex workers in Toronto, police reaction was a statement that said, in essence, “stop being sex workers and maybe he’ll quit murdering you”. Counterpoint: bitch, do your fucking job and catch that motherfucker. Of course, no one ever did. 

Right, because kill us and it’s just, hohum, one more dead hooker. 

Fuck you, it’s not my job as a sexworker to cater to the needs of violent monsters.

As a sexworker, I fucking HATE THAT ADVICE.