Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

If meth dealers are anything like crack dealers, the trap house near my apartment was going gang busters during Hurricane Sandy.

Probably angry over the lack of availability of meth during a hurricane 

The Sarah Palin impersonation is indeed Tina Fey’s finest hour, isn’t it?

i legit wore shoes that don’t match my outfit (like they clash so hard im hoping people think i did it on purpose and am avant guarde) because i could not bring myself to wear the heeled shoes that matched...

I would wear Danskos. Alt-right folks would likely brand me a lesbian.

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

selficide squad

I’m with ya. And one part of me is like, “awww maybe they’ll reconcile!” And then the other part—the wiser, more sophisticated and wordly part—is like, “dude, he fucked the nanny. Heave ho!”