She kept saying “he didn’t sign up for this”

how does your SO typically kill his enemies?

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? 

it’s a vampire foreplay

oh, so thats what it means.

I’ll be that person... Was this a black child, specially a male, this would never happen. And if it by chance would, the outrage from Fox and their ilk would be enormous...

At first I was like, “YEAH FUCK COPS” but this one did right by this girl, even knowing it’d be painful.

Thankzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wants a pig and tased a cop...

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.

I have never in my fucking life seen a more worthy dying wish experience. Fuck yes, Alyssa.

Exactly. There’s no clue yet who did this, but it’s worth pointing out some potential suspects:

Yes, thank you — Canada has never been a terror-free shangri-la, and there are plenty of right-wing assholes and racists there, too. I mean, hello, they had years of Stephen Harper, no? Canadians are not cuddly unicorn people.

Don’t be too hasty to pin this on Trump and his ilk. Canadians are capable of hatred and bigotry and this mosque has been targeted in the past.

15 years? I’ve seen enough movies to know she’s going to go straight from prison to working as a hood for organized crime, where she’ll kill her way to the top of the organization within two years.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

I am truly impressed that they managed to show so much breast but in such a way to make breasts actually look like fat bulges. Congrats on making boobs unpleasant, i guess.

You found my drapes from 1987. Look what they did to my beloved portiers!

Women don’t care about impractical, bullshit fantasy dress-up this year. If it isn’t comfortable enough for crouching in a bomb shelter or standing on a raft for 3 days, it’s nonsense and unnecessary. Get a grip, Raf.