Brandi trying to cry was pathetic, and an insult to those of us who are stupid enough to watch her do it. The whole thing was weird and awkward, like when she threw the drink on Elaine. I liked Brandi at first, but at this point... just go. Go away.

Sure, Tom Sandoval's a douche, but not for straightening his hair. Some of us refuse to be beholden to the curse of the curl.

And Judy's. RIP Judy's.

Dijon mustard. And hummus.

Don't do it! I watch this crap completely sober every week, and I think my IQ drops ten points with each episode. By the end of this season I'll be drooling in a chair. Keep your illusions intact.

He plays the evil dad who slut-shames his daughter by turning her into a freak!

So disappointed that they killed off Gloria Mott. The relationship between Dandy and his mother was my favorite part of the show. Well, that and seeing Tobias Beecher from Oz.

Angel is the oddest in terms of body chemistry. A friend of mine used to wear it, and she smelled incredible. I bought a bottle, and it was like oversteamed broccoli on me.

The Body Shop used to sell a perfume oil called Mostly Musk in the early '90s. Delicious. I also remember loving the classic Zen by Shiseido. I've heard they brought it back, but every time I try to order it it's either out of stock or backordered.

You have a point.

Careful what you wish for - by the time you're 47 men will barely notice you're alive.

Try their Bowery SuperSoft tees. They're (super) soft, with a fitted cut. The colors this season do suck, though.

If memory serves, isn't Joe Gorga Gia's godfather? Isn't helping out with the kids during times of crisis part of the job?

"You just kill your own snakes and leave me kill mine!"

David Cronenberg's debut novel, Consumed, was just released - can't wait to begin it.

The Humane Society near me usually doesn't kill themselves with creativity (two Abigails and an Abby, FFS), but once in a while they go above and beyond. Last winter they had a cat named Riff Randall.

Read Ketchum/McKee's book, The Woman! It's far more disturbing (the cow!).

I completely agree with you. That's why the two guys dancing at the end is such a great, powerful image.

All the atrocities get a little tiresome after a while, but it's a good film. Better to read the book, 120 Days of Sodom.

This is the best thing I've read all week. I can't wait to see this film - and read the book.