They're in a punk band - "living in poverty" is pretty much the job description.

"Taylor Swift seems calculating as fuck"

I remember the Deviant Art thing - what a scumbag.

As a hooker IRL, I can't even tell you how much I hate that stupid movie.

ugh, "sex", obv - not "sec".

I once got a bad review from a client after a duo appointment, because he felt my partner and I were - and I quote - "too into each other". So, yes - lesson learned, when it comes to lesbian sec "for the male gaze".

Local Mom's Hate This One Waspy Trick!

Rainbow Brite's Instagram would be all selfies from EDM shows and pics of DeadMau5

"Now, if only they also got rid of Stannis. And Jon Snow"

since I'd eventually like to move out of the greys, probably better not to.

that is, ummm .... NOT what CBT stands for in my line of work.

"Somewhere between Nova Scotia and Ireland"?

You probably shouldn't contemplate how many otherwise vanilla men want to do a lot more than just watch.

Fetishes defy explanation. I don't even ask any more. Most fetish guys are quite fun, actually.

meh, not so weird. I've had clients who want to see:

"Even Tracy Morgan seemed terrified of her."

Stop being so touchy, Jason.

carrageenan is seaweed extract. What's more natural than that? You can find the dried whole leaf seaweed in snack aisles at Asian groceries.