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A) Pending suspension.

For some reason, I’m reminded of:

Winner. 

I fear this will not get the consideration it deserves. Simple, elegant, effective.

The cheap lampposts these days wouldn’t support their bloated corpses. 

Steelers fan here.

Snowflake.

Wrong Mencken quote to pick:

Third and a fifth is starting to look like a steal...for the Steelers.

To be fair, he was too busy testing balcony furniture for its aerodynamics.

I welcome this as a palate-cleanser for all the Primanti’s hate. It’s a lovely complaint.

Except: “taaaaaaawk.”

I must touch the Stanley Cup. 

Coward.

YES! I keep saying this--and using the same gif, in fact. 

It’s going to be the only way to stop it. And it’s getting more and more important to do it.

This gives me hope. Thank you for it.

When the message becomes, explicitly, “criticism of the fuhrer will not be tolerated”--as it has--it’s a big step toward the worst-case scenario. The next step will be physically attacking people who do. That will be when this whole thing will be decided: I’m a non-violent man, but it will be ESSENTIAL for the good

Young people will decide this election. We have to get them to vote.