How old? 18 or 19?
No, like 24 — like old

Satan prefers thin crust, girls. 

“What’s the pizza cutter for?!?!?!”

Tom Glavizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I suspect CK would say, “No thanks--I’m good.”

That would only complicated things.

Does it come with spinal surgery?

I can’t believe nobody’s noticing that it’s actually Evil Anthony Kiedis!

I guess crazy people have to fly too.

This upsets me a great deal.

In that photo, Devante Smith-Pelly and William Carrier look like they’re getting ready to do it again RIGHT NOW.

Rub away. We deserve it all.

Legalize it, tax it, pay for universal health care. Done.

Everyone should now use “baby” to criticize him. Every single time, every single day. It’s going to drive him batty.

Hey, Lindsay ...

P.S. “I’m not a baby.”

Sometimes I have to remind myself how bizarre everything is these days, because it’s starting to feel normal, and that frightens me.

I mean, Mr. President, she clearly knows SOMETHING about you...