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P.S. “I’m not a baby.”

Sometimes I have to remind myself how bizarre everything is these days, because it’s starting to feel normal, and that frightens me.

I mean, Mr. President, she clearly knows SOMETHING about you...

I’m confused. You are agreeing with others that she never had a concept of shame—but I’m slut shaming?

It’s not the way I’d want notoriety. Sorry.

Nice to see Sting dating again.

I mean, her celebrity started with a sex tape, so...

Appreciate the article. Keep trying. But assholes gonna asshole. There’s no talking sense to some people. See below.

It’s always a good idea to try to reason with a bully. I’m sure he’ll acknowledge the facts.

Can I just say: I’ve had enough of the Clintons now. Can we just please move on?

It’s a dangerous time to be a young man, huh?

So, Weezy is kinda like his Yoko Ono?

“Lock her up!”

Cut him some slack. The president says it’s a dangerous time for white men. 

Is there a chance the track will bend?

It means...farting.

This deserves more attention.