So...Trump has stock in a water pipeline company, I guess. 

So...Trump has stock in a water pipeline company, I guess. 

Well, I guess that’s probably the last we’ll hear from Ray Lewis now, right?

I’ll bet astronauts eat scrambled eggs out of a plastic bag.

#snowflakes

With Trump, I can’t stop thinking about the “Simpsons” episode with the advertising icons that needed constant attention, so they’d destroy things to make sure you paid attention to them.

Oh, they’ll find room for one or two refugees with the appropriate...skills.

Because he’s rich and has gold stuff and thus is clearly a better human in every single way. 

I liked it. But I have never seen a movie go quite so apeshit.

Selling more guns is the NRA’s only reason to exist.

Second-best response: By having sex with your mom.

I believe that we rarely hear Jared Kushner speak, because he speaks in pure ASMR, and his voice will simply make everyone collapse into a puddle of joy.

She must know how the Cleveland Browns feel now.

Joshua wins.

I knew that fingernails thing was going to catch up with him eventually.

“Blessed and gifted.”

I feel like you slept a little on Sam the Sheepdog. 

By the end of this season, the Pittsburgh Steelers will have enjoyed six years of spectacular running back production from Le’Veon Bell. They will have been provided all of that without ever having to give him a long-term contract. They’ll give the ball to him another 350–400 times this season, at which point they’ll…

Every single Trump supporter thinks they’ve achieved all their success on their own, with nobody’s help. It’s part of the psychosis, and it’s rooted in low self-image. The most arrogant people are the ones with the most fragile self-confidence. 

A beautiful young woman was randomly murdered.