Fair enough.

Oh, sorry, I knew your reference. I just literally cannot hear “bucket of rocks” and not picture his face right now. :)

The only bucket full of rocks I can think of right now is in the Oval Office.

What’s great? She can handle it. These kids are made of Teflon. They’re so courageous, seriously. And they won’t take a single ladle of shit from anyone.

I think these kids will—and that’s why they’re so dangerous. They’re gonna come roaring out of the gate.

This is all very good and healthy.

I didn’t see it at first...see it now.

How does a goblin like Trump get to have sex with all these beautiful women? I just ...

He said I was beautiful like her and, you know, ‘you’re a smart girl’ and there wasn’t a lot of comparing but there was some, yeah. I heard a lot about her.

Nazis

I thank your grandfather for his service.

God, I hope so.

I abhor violence.

Cue the GOP parrot chorus: “Fake memos! Fake memos!”

I honestly believe it will go down like this:

I call bullshit.

I have stolen your work of art and plan to share it widely on this thing called the internet.

Are you running for office? Because you should be running for office.

Fifteen going on 40—amirite, French guys?