So he’s hot and he’s guaranteed not to be smarter than I am. Do I just put my X right here at the bottom, or...

I know! Queen Elizabeth’s great aunt Princess Thyra of Denmark already did the child-out-wedlock thing like 140 years ago.

A 3x5 face on an 8x10 head.

His face looks like it’s missing parts, but it isn’t. Or like there’s too much head for his face parts.

1/10

This was an embarrassing display. No one’s gonna bite that weak-ass worm, son. Up your game.

Smif (how fucking clever) and Wessun is a troll. Engage at your annoyance.