And yet, these sames folks look back at something like the Boston Massacre as the spark and justification for the American Revolution. An occupying army responding to a mob throwing stones by shooting said mob...When they’re brown, it’s “propaganda” and the mob’s fault. When they’re white (or Americans at least, sorry…

I would bet pretty much any amount of money that he could not name 25 states without lapsing into a list of Hollywood Squares who were very, very rude and disrespectful to him in the 1980s.

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

“Lester and Virginia Maddox are both interred at Arlington Memorial Park in Sandy Springs in northern Fulton County, Georgia.”

Exit Music -> Let Down -> Karma Police does it for me. EDIT: And apparently a lot of other people. Sorry to clog up your notifications before reading all the way through.

Jeez. Console loyalty is one thing, but to be so against a 30-year-old console from a company that doesn’t even make consoles anymore is pretty absurd.

I don’t know why people think, if it’s a port, Nintendo would allow the excitement for a new game to build, and not make it immediately clear that it’s a port. That’s a profoundly stupid marketing decision, and while Nintendo has made more than their share of questionable decisions, I don’t think they’re that stupid.…

But HISTORY will back him up.

Can’t argue with the placement of Breath of the Wild. I can’t think of many other games where the journey was as much, if not more, fun than the destination. 120+ hours into BotW, I think I warped somewhere maybe two or three times. There was always something to do or explore along the way. The game has flaws of…

You made up for it with your second joke, so...stars for both.

After all, the town didn’t want to hire a cop that would punch a drunk dude on the street because he said “Your mother’s a whore!”

Ah, so you’re in the “tan suit” phase of national regression. I look forward to seeing the Canadian version of Donald Trump in a few years.

Yeah cuz we can definitely only do one thing at a time right?

Is anyone surprised? This is the Republican Way - destroy everything, do nothing to fix it, and blame Democrats for not cleaning up the mess when they come back to power (or, in the age of Trump, blame Democrats from the beginning). We’ve seen it with the Middle East wars, the Great Recession, the attempts to destroy…

He then said that he didn’t enjoy himself. And I just said “ok take care.” He then insisted that he was joking and got mad that I was so quick to say goodbye.

Come on. Seriously? The high score was set July 31; the announcement was on August 6. It clearly says that in the article, which you clearly didn’t read properly. Don’t try to make more twists where there are none.

Except Obama is 6'1", and Donald Trump is, at most, the same height. There is 0% chance his height is accurate, unless literally everyone else he’s ever stood next to is lying about their height.

The call was for a hostage situation. If it was a legitimate call, there’s a non-zero chance that the person answering the door is a hostage. If it had been a legitimate call, and the police murdered a hostage because they couldn’t take a few minutes to evaluate the situation before opening fire, would you say that’s…

Might as well. It’s going to take decades to get rid of the rancid old man stench in the White House after Trump is tossed out. Save the next president some discomfort and tear the thing down.

Jesus, some of y’all seem incapable of getting good news. Yes, it was a narrow win, but a Democrat won in fucking ALABAMA. A Democrat won a seat the party didn’t even bother to contest three years ago, and won a state Trump won by 28 points a year ago. This is fucking incredible.