Does Navi count? Because as good as Ocarina of Time is, it would be a trillion times better if that damn fairy would shut up.

What exactly should the minority party in all branches of the federal government be doing to defend the deal? Trump and his cronies can’t be reasoned with. If Obama supported it, it must be the work of the devil himself.

Not enough conspiracy theories about the Clintons murdering people and smearing the White House lawn with the deceased’s feces in that explanation from Sarah.

In fairness to Jackson, who was indeed a trash human being, if there’s one presidential election in our history that deserves an asterisk next to it, it’s 1824. When the guy who won the popular vote AND the electoral vote doesn’t become president, I think he has reason to complain.

The government itself could use more government oversight.

I’d say it’s become a contentious issue because 1) Jerry wants to take Roger down a few pegs, and B) the rest of the owners want to take a few pot shots at Jerry, and propping up Jerry’s arch-enemy seems the best way to do that at the moment.

I didn’t feel stupid. I was just appalled that anyone would think parallel orientation is even a legitimate option, let alone the correct one. When Drew agreed, I about swore off this website for good. Thankfully we still have sane folks in the comments.

The Chargers’ longest drive yesterday was 66 yards. The Bills’ offense allowed two defensive scores and turned over the ball on their side of the field three times. The Bills’ defense should get a pass for that game. Woof.

The stock market has been trending up for eight and a half years, and Trump is still riding the economic coattails of Barack Obama (but of course, taking full credit for things that happened while he was still a D-list celebrity). Once he actually gets his greasy little fingers on the wheel, I think we’re in for a…

The problem is, in your scenario, there would be a “winner”: Donald Trump and his cult of raging morons, who would use it to further their culture wars platform.

My wife is the only one who drinks coffee in our household. I enjoy the smell, but can’t stand the taste. The Keurig makes perfect sense for us. We bought some reusable plastic K-cups, which she can fill with whatever grounds she wants and then wash. No touchscreen either, just two physical button presses - power, and…

Boot Alabama, but admit Puerto Rico, so we don’t have to buy new flags.

What’s even more baffling to me than the idea of loot crates is all the people who enjoy watching other people open crates on YouTube. So many gaming channels have turned into “50 CRATE OPENING!!!” bullshit instead of people actually playing the fucking game. Thanks for feeding this garbage, YouTubers.

Are you asking if the President and Vice President can appoint replacement presidents/VPs? No. The President is allowed to appoint a VP if the office is empty, but that nominee needs to be confirmed by Congress. So if Nancy Pelosi is Speaker of the House when Trump and Pence are removed from office, she would become…

Especially combined with that quote about Barack Obama sleeping until noon and playing golf all the time. Seriously. You think the 46-54 year old President of the United States had the sleeping habits of a teenager on summer vacation? Fuck you, you brainwashed dolt.

a Republican compromise on these policies resulted in the end of Reconstruction and the rise of the Jim Crow Laws, KKK, and other supremacist activities!

No, it’s not complicated at all. Installing a thermostat is really nothing more than putting a handful of color-coded wires in the correct spot, and mounting a bracket to the wall. You use an app on your phone to connect the thermostat to your home network. This particular thermostat also comes with a very good…

No, it’s not complicated at all. Installing a thermostat is really nothing more than putting a handful of…

Well. This brought up a lot of uncomfortable memories.

What I want to know is, how much pressure did the DNC, HRC, and Wasserman Shultz put on Joe Biden to not enter the race? I know he claims he didn’t run because of the death of his son, but the guy has wanted to be president for his entire adult life, and 2016 was his last shot. It doesn’t add up.

If the Astros ended their season in the ALCS, George never would’ve had a chance to atone for going missing for those seven games. Houston’s pitching took them to the World Series. It wasn’t all Verlander by any means, but he pitched damn well for the Astros the couple months he was there.