Serious talk now: is there any chance that Eric Trump hasn’t dismembered and eaten someone before? I say no.

So how long until it comes out that Trump personally killed one of the people leaking information about this dumpster fire of an administration to the press? We’re well on our way to completing the bingo card of “things Trump accused Hillary of that he’s actually doing himself” - just a few squares left!

Nah, he’ll get on the bad side of the Trump clan, and Eric will murder and eat him. Look at a picture of Eric and tell me I’m wrong.

I don’t know. The news about Roger Ailes made me smile a week ago, and it made me smile just now when I remembered it. I believe I could keep the same glee about Hannity for years and years.

Interesting solution to the Republican attack on Obama for “more Americans being on food stamps than ever before.” Gut the program, and suddenly there are a lot fewer Americans on food stamps. Well done.

Right?? Everyone here is acting like Calvin Johnson is some working man struggling to get by and being screwed by a big corporation, rather than a guy who signed a $132 million dollar contract, with $60 million guaranteed, and is complaining that he had to give $320K back for retiring with several years left on that…

I’m on the same page, if only for the fact that one presidential election with two septuagenarian candidates was enough for me. Let’s see some new blood from the Democrats next cycle.

Yes, he can order the DoJ to fire Mueller. And Rosenstein will either follow the order, or be fired, and Trump draws himself further into the Nixon parallels, and provides additional evidence to the public that he’s guilty of something serious. Trump can fire whoever he wants - the investigation will still go on.

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What? Why?

Apparently the Trump cult’s defense is that Obama did do exactly this sort of thing on a regular basis.

For fuck’s sake, someone explain how this man is so dumb and the President at the same time. PLEASE.

Don’t let Dubya’s aww-shucks shtick fool you. How many people died because Saddam tried to kill his daddy in the 90s? How many kids did he send to die because he wanted to be a war president (any war, doesn’t matter, they’re all good)?

*2/3rds

I can’t remember if it was here or on Reddit where someone said “it’s like he got 3/4ths of the way through Nixon’s memoirs and decided ‘this guy really has his shit together’”.

And has to hunt for each letter. Might explain why it takes him several minutes (or even a few hours) to finish a multi part tweet.

Hopefully we find out one way or the other soon :)

You’re assuming that Trump’s massive ego would allow him to admit an imperfection, even if it helped his case.

I don’t stand for anything. I have the best words though. Like “bamboozled”. And “derring-do”. That’s a good one. I came up with it the other day.

That’s the funniest part to me. His dementia was acting up pretty bad that day, I guess.