Yes, they absolutely could. They don’t even need a good charge to pin on him, since in the words of Gerald Ford, “An impeachable offense is whatever a majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be at a given moment in history.” The House could impeach Trump for hanging the toilet paper in the White House…

Earlier in the day (or maybe the day before, I don’t know), he was tweeting about “Cryin’ Chuck Schumer”. Pointing out men who cry seems to be his new shtick to convince his dim-witted followers that he’s a tough guy, instead of the delicate snowflake he really is.

And it took almost a year after the Saturday Night Massacre for Nixon to resign. And Nixon was smart enough to realize when his goose was cooked. I don’t believe Trump has the same sense of awareness. IF Congress finds the smoking gun they can’t ignore anymore, Trump will absolutely let the nation be dragged through a…

I’ve heard some speculation that Rogue POTUS Staff was started by President Bannon himself.

The most satisfying thing to remove from your body is EASILY a scab on the inside of your ear. Preferably right on one of the folds, so it takes some effort to pick at.

I try to see both sides of an issue, and recognize when someone with different opinions than me is actually right and I’m wrong. But honestly, I can’t think of a single Republican in the federal government who isn’t a vile human being. How anyone believes that they’re the party of family values and Christian values…

Yeah, you’re probably right. I’m trying to cram too many states in just for the sake of it. I’ll keep that advice in mind as I refine the planned route. Thanks!

What is it about this team than makes its players act like a bunch of frustrated, put-upon teenagers?

I’ve been trying to find it on a beer koozie for summer camping trips with my wife’s brothers, who all voted for Trump. No luck so far, guess I’ll have to have it custom made.

One, you can’t just rely on someone to be the inevitable candidate, just because people think it’s their time or because people feel like it’s the time for the first woman president. You need to have a strong message, and that’s something that Donald Trump did well. He had a simple idea, and people knew about his…

I think “What the hell is going on?” is a fitting slogan for his next campaign. He sure says it enough, and most of us are thinking it.

ZERO chance this happens. I’m fairly certain Donald Trump has no idea what it takes to pass a constitutional amendment, but let’s go through the numbers.

No, sorry. Despite the State Department’s post, Trump seems to have switched Mar-a-Lago’s nickname to the “Southern White House”. He’s said he’ll stop going in late May because it’s going to be too hot for the man blob president, but that just means he’ll be spending all his time and all our money at another…

That looks like an awesome trip. I was planning something like Las Vegas > Zion > Salt Lake City > Yellow Stone > Mount Rushmore > Denver > Santa Fe > Grand Canyon. We took a road trip through New England last year, and it was amazing. The only hard part is getting the time off work to make all this happen.

Yep, guess I better accelerate my plans to do just that, while there’s still a country left. I’ve been excitedly talking with my wife about a plan to fly to Vegas and take a two week road trip through most of the Rocky Mountain states. I’ve been particularly looking forward to Utah.

It amuses me to no end that Donald has already given up on funding the border wall with this year’s budget. Such a strong leader! Really fights for what he thinks is right! All you have to do is tell him no one time, and he runs away with his tail between his legs.

Well...because it’s only been three months, and his reward for being shat on by the Republican party for eight years was America electing a barely functioning, senile jackass to replace him and undo literally every good thing Obama accomplished. I think he deserves a little time off from America’s nonsense.

Jeff Sessions probably shouldn’t be opening this can of worms about which states we recognize and which we don’t. I’m pretty confident that if we held a Survivor-style contest to vote states out of the country, Alabama would be one of the first to go. Hawaii would probably make it to the final three.

Hell, look at the difference between Gronk’s facial expressions. 2015, he’s having the time of his life. 2017, he looks like he just got done spending a few hours with his senile grandfather at the nursing home. Which isn’t that far from the truth, I suppose.

In case you’re asking a serious question (it’s hard to tell anymore) - yes. Reagan, and the senile clown wandering around the White House in his bathrobe right now.