Literally in this comment section.

I already looked into the costs for buying a billboard ad with this number on it, a nice daily update for the jamokes in Michigan who thought electing this clown was a good idea. It’s a bit too pricey for my blood, but maybe if I get smart like 45 and stop paying taxes altogether, I can set some money aside for this…

Probably the same people who thought it’d be a good idea to elect an even bigger moron to the presidency.

The only time I support people staying inside their own wheelhouse is when their opinion on something is so uniformly uninformed that everyone who hears it is immediately a little bit dumber for having heard it.

I thought about doing the same, after dropping it a couple months after it came out, and...bought the remaster of Skyrim instead. So that’s how I’ll be spending the next several weekends.

Also, folks in New Jersey and Virginia, you guys have gubernatorial elections coming up later this year. So, uh...vote in that, yeah?

Thankfully, unlike Hitler, Trump is a fucking doofus and most people realize that. If fascism comes to America, it will be under a person who can actually string a sentence together and not sound like a senile jackass.

I can’t imagine McConnell sticking out his neck (figure of speech, I’m aware he doesn’t have one) to protect a Republican president unpopular enough to be impeached by a Republican House.

Sure, but the other prisoners are going to get pretty upset when he starts yelling about fake news at three in the morning. Maybe they can arrange to have him spend his weekends in Florida State Prison, so he’ll get to perform both of his presidential functions.

would obviously have to include both Ryan and McConnell

I read Atlas Shrugged in high school as well. The only things I remember about it are, “wow, this radio address just keeps going and going, doesn’t it? I think I’ll skim the next hundred pages or so”, and that there was a really awkwardly written sex scene that failed to arouse the slightest interest from teenage me.

So that’s (at least) three weekends off in the four weekends he’s been president, right? I guess he’s earned a break after a long week of Twitter meltdowns, embarrassing himself and the nation, wandering around in his bathrobe, yelling at TVs, and generally being a complete fucking loser.

I’ve tried, but I just can’t get past the part of this article where Donald Trump thinks he has grounds to criticize someone else’s suits. Is he telling Mr. Spicer that they’re supposed to be ridiculously over-sized, and that current fashion dictates that the tip of the tie should brush against your knees when you…

Meh. Not to be “that guy” (I’m totally being that guy), I’ve always thought MM was better than Ocarina. Something about a moon crushing and killing everyone if you didn’t save the world in three days really spoke to teenage me. I think maybe it was just a bit too similar to Ocarina and released too soon after, so it…

My grandmother went through it in the late 90s. She showed a lot of the same traits as Donald Trump - complete disregard of facts, even when directly confronted with them; unreasonable aggression and anger over what should’ve been minor situations; unwillingness to admit that it was even within the realm of…

I respect their decision, especially knowing they will get a bit of the Kaepernick treatment from the mouth-breathers.

Cut the guy some slack. He had to go somewhere private so he could concentrate and personally call all the plays the Patriots ran for the rest of the game. The Patriots don’t win that game without the experienced, steady, brilliant leadership of one President Donald Jojo Trump.

The fact is that we’re stuck with evil, in one form or another, for the next four years. If Trump’s head literally explodes from the rage building up, we’re still stuck with Pence, who is less “I’m going to nuke Canada for mocking me”, sure, but more “the best form of government is an invasive and creepy Christian…

There are elevators in the White House. Otherwise I’d say you’re correct.

I’m sure he cuts out early on Fridays too. Weekends are for television and junk food, not presidenting.