I’m sure the dementia quickly took care of any anger he felt towards Bannon.

Joe Buck always has that “Boy, it’s way past my bed time” feeling in his calls. He doesn’t give a shit about any of these games, but he keeps getting paid to call them for...I don’t know why. He’s objectively terrible. Does anyone know a single person who likes listening to Joe Buck?

Well, that explains my latest Gamestop experience. I hadn’t been there in many years, but really wanted that solid red XB1 controller. I found it in about three seconds and went to the register, where the employee pushed hard for me to pre-order games coming out in November, or look at their pre-owned selection. I…

I should really stop clicking on posts about adorable animals, because it makes me want to run out to the shelter and adopt everything they have. But...I already have two cats at home, and I don’t think they’d appreciate having their space invaded. They already have to share it with my wife and me.

Personally, I blame Debbie Wasserman Schultz. That loathsome woman and her incompetence in leading the DNC cost Democrats a) the White House, b) the Senate, and c) as an extension of the first two, the Supreme Court.

And can you see Trump stepping down peacefully if he loses in 2020? Bannon and Co. willfully giving up their incredible power? Because I really can’t.

What sort of “truth” do you imagine you’re getting from Donald Trump?

I guess I disagree with your assertion that we picked sides willingly. We agree that the U.S. attempted to stay neutral and trade with both sides, but were blockaded by the British. That to me doesn’t mean we sided with the British, but rather they were employing a heavy-handed method to try to starve Germany out of…

...You might be thinking of the other world war? The U.S. tried to stay neutral and continue trading with both sides during the first few years of the first world war.

Also, I don’t know how anybody can count WWII as being hawkish.

Experience matters in America. It’s just seen as a negative quality, for some reason.

It was indeed a magic pencil. Which, yeah, was incredibly stupid. As was shoehorning himself into the plot.

Stephen King finished off the last three books of The Dark Tower in three or four years, and he was run over by a damn van.

Republican politics in a nutshell - “Fuck the rest of y’all, I got mine”

I disagree. With an average politician, the jokes would convince them that we don’t care that much and they’re free to keep doing what they’re doing. With Trump, the jokes infuriate him. He has no sense of humor about himself, so by making jokes about him, it gets under his thin baby skin more and more each time. He…

I think this is exactly the right take on his personality. You can’t call him out for being wrong, because he lives in a fantasy land where everything he thinks and says is 100% correct. You can’t reprimand him for anything he’s done, because he has zero sense of shame. The only thing that will work to bring him down…

“Nuclear missiles? Heading towards the U.S.? Don’t these savages know it’s Saturday? I’ll figure it out Monday morning.”

I mean, do you really not know the answer to that question?

Seeing how the president dresses, the White House has become a tailor-free zone.

I think the country will survive. We’ve had bad presidents. We’ve had presidents with questionable (at best) ethics. We’ve had presidents who’ve had issues controlling their temper. Sure, all of those traits being combined into such an ignorant package is unprecedented, but I think the Republican Congress is smart…