Fair point, but judging from Mr. Trump’s reaction to the posts about his sparsely attended inauguration, the one thing that gets to him is being mocked. The only reason he ran for president in the first place is to stick it to Obama, and I think he genuinely thought he’d be universally respected and admired the second…

He’s supposed to have the wherewithal, the maturity, and the mental fucking fortitude to leave his hubris at the door. He is evidently not capable of this.

Chronological order of their release.

Nah, I’ll just print off a copy of the incomprehensible transcript later on, read it to my wife, and laugh uproariously about the bleak future of our once great country.

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I wouldn’t be so sure. I think she’d have a very good shot of winning, but I really think she genuinely has no interest in holding political office. And given the disgusting attacks by the Republican party on her and her family, I can’t blame her.

But he lost a game, and now he won’t get any jewelry for winning a different game because he doesn’t get to play anymore games for eight months.

This guy??? Nahhhhh.

Switch comes out March 3, Mario Kart comes out April 28. So yeah, pretty much two months.

That doesn’t really make sense to me. The mail wouldn’t have the full word “Pennsylvania” written on it, just PA. He also manages to write “Pepe Silvia” on his board, and Mac says that all of the people Charlie is talking about exist.

It’s very rare for a pres not to get re-elected.

Bioshock Infinite hasn’t aged well at all, I feel. The first two are still great, but Infinite is very slow and boring. Fight wave of enemies who stand around waiting to be shot, walk through a bunch of empty streets, next wave of enemies, repeat over and over.

In fairness to Joe Buck, it had been almost 20 seconds since he mentioned Aaron Rodgers in a reverential tone.

I’m fine with the non challenge. The Lions weren’t able to stop Eli on that first drive anyway.

It absolutely makes sense. Suppose there’s a borderline call later in the game, on a big play for the Giants. The Lions challenge, and lose.

If my last minute on Earth is spent watching my Lions win the Super Bowl, then bring on Armageddon. Fuck it, our species had an okay run.

Yeah, pretty odd taunt towards a team that’s 4-1 against his team the past three seasons.

I imagine all his post-tragedy responses will just be tweets essentially saying, “called it!” 

Not just a billionaire, but an extremely handsome one at that. Naturally tanned, good head of totally real hair, man-sized hands, well-fitting clothes, and a face that definitely doesn’t look like a puckered asshole. What a catch!

Well, no one ever accused Donald Trump of having a solid grasp of the American legal system.