I read all of W. G. Sebald's On the Natural History of Destruction before I could get to sleep. It felt appropriate.

I think I'm going to sign off, read a book, stare into the darkness, and maybe cry. So it won't be too different from usual.

If it isn't the bottom half, maybe they can't tell.

*builds panic room*

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'member when we had faith in democracy to not implode?

Sure glad we have the electoral college so we can elect the most important position in the world on the basis of fairly arbitrary borders instead of the majority of voters.

Trump is just going to replace everything with gilded furniture anyway.

Are you abandoning me Dad?

Fun fact: I first came on here (drunkenly) after spending time with my racist, Southern family.

You're assuming Trump won't declare war on Canada for some petty reason. You could be American sooner than you think. The War of Trump's Baby Hands could replace the War of Jenkins' Ear as the most ridiculous in history.

I didn't realize the suit in NY had been dismissed.

You'd make your only son pay rent? What kind of dad are you?

Maybe he'll be convicted in his trial before reaching office.

That really hurts, bongoes.

Come on impeachment.

Global thermonuclear war might wipe us out before then.

Hey they're not all racists!

My parish was about 75% Trump (because it is awful).

Maybe we could form an anarcho-syndicalist commune.