But who is the greatest Scot? And who is the greatest Scott?

US vs NZ featured three bad goalkeepers. Exciting!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Valparaiso Men's Chorus (very dirty sea shanties)
Van Dyke Parks
Van Morrison
Verckys et le Orchestre Vévé (Congolese funk)
Vince Guaraldi Trio
Wanda Jackson
Washington Phillips (weird 1920s musician, played a zither-like instrument)
The White Stripes
Weird Al
Wilco
Wild Magnolias
Wild Tchoupitoulas (both are Mardi Gras Indian…

"Chime Bells" -Bud and Benny Kissinger

"Hungarian Dance Tunes" - Joe Fulaytar (a West Virginian cymbalum player)

"A Poor Orphan Left Alone" - Aunt Molly Jackson

I think it was a grizzly, if I remember right. A large brown bear from the north, in any case.

Do you have any rare and/or interesting old books?

I thought "Unedited Footage of a Bear" was better but not as funny.

On my walk, a cat killed a bird and then stared at me as Saint-Saëns' "Danse Macabre" played on my headphones. It was like he/she knew!

My mother has a copy of Dickens' A Child's History of England from, I think 1897 or something. I've got an Ivanhoe that has a guy's name and "Freshman Class '22-'23" on the flyleaf. Neither particularly valuable. The name escapes me but I own a first edition of a book Thomas Merton wrote about St. John of the Cross/…

I sort of know the guy that sings on that chorus. He's from my hometown.

An ye ken yon Mussulman wendynge westly?
I will bann and bombe bestly!

But what if he was played by Paul Bettany doing a Michael Buffer impersonation, would you vote for him then?

More like TrollingUs and CrassIdea amiright?

Probably nervous about Trump.

I suppose my parish would actually revert to being a Spanish colony.

That's what I've always called him.

And Tony Adams.