After a night spent showering in Bud Light, the Warriors seem to have more in common with Trump than we previously thought.

Django Unchained Melody.

I watched the Michael Bradley goal on youtube and now all of my suggested videos are just “highlights” of Rik Smits.

Personally, I believe Kyrie’s best quality is his decision making.

Lady Liberty is a Stupid Girl.

While I like the overall look, I think, I’m not digging the juxtaposition of super sleek headlights and betamax kidneys.

Looks like a work-related injury. With my extensive experience of watching 80s sitcoms during the middle of the day, this could be mesothelioma and he may be entitled to compensation.

I’m guessing it went a little something like this.

Rock over London, rain out Chicago...

Ave Maria - Chris Cornell

Enhance.

+1 by Jack Handey

I agree with you to a certain extent but I loved Norm MacDonald in that role. His intentional awkwardness was perfect for Update. Fey, Poehler and even Fallon could make you laugh at bad writing but this current offering is at best shitty, high-school improv.

“...and we credit the Saturday Night Live writing staff for recognizing the bit really only needed that much time.”

This looks like the muttering of someone planning on setting the building on fire.

“I told you what was coming indirectly.”

One of the problems has been retailers reacting too quickly to trends and going all in while abandoning their core shopping base. Not everyone wants all of their clothes to be made out of rubber bands.

That was painful.

Offensive pass interference.

Shakespeare strikes with another invasive specimen.