Luck’s facial hair looks like Paul Bunyan’s ass.

“...but he jacked up 10 tonight.”

+1 AAAAAAAAA++++++ E. COLI

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

“Especially crucial” kind of loses its meaning when there was an awful call every other possession.

I think the refs were apart of a scheme by Big Ladder to get us to purchase their products by creating a situation so umbearable that suicide seems like a better option than just changing the channel.

Jesus christ. That is so fucking obvious. Apologies and thanks for pointing that out.

NC Senate is 70% Republican

Thank you fot this. This band is fucking royalty to me. This is the next track on the album and contains my absolute favorite lisp of all time.

I had managed to never see this video until now and cannot unsee it. Now I know what it would look like if Axl Rose fronted Paul Revere and the Raiders.

Those jerseys look like they were designed by Hot Topic.

Not to be that guy but there was only 0.3 remaining.

AND THERE WAS MUCH DEFECATION.

I like that in the video the lone gunman had time in between shootings for painting arabic graffiti on the wall, or did DHS add that later, as the 2017 equivalent of “lets sprinkle some crack on him”?

Janice in accounting is number 1.

I think that’s just 21st century America.

Lisa’s smug look at the crowd afterward really completes this brutal video.

“Only a shit deals in absolutes.”

After that I had to listen to New Day. This album was awesome.