“Please, don’t reply with a bunch of exceptions to the rule.”

Elway concluded that after the victims bit their tongues the allegations had no teeth.

Frausdots - Soft Light

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

She went through hell and is back, and I’m thrilled for her.

Sponge - Silence Is Their Drug

It’s followers like these that drove God to crucify his own son.

You’re right.

I’ll never forget turning the dial on my car radio one morning and stumbling into an argument where Golic was trying to convince Greenberg that a Mammoth wasn’t a dinosaur.  This is a good day for Mike Golic.

Looks the Rooskies have surpassed Midas, himself. Their picks are 2 for 2.

Bill Belichick’s pavlovian response to hearing Gimme Shelter will be rubbing one out to Hunter Renfrow.

It’s comments like these that make me wonder if my subconscious is trying to wake me up during my high school calculus class.

He’s a paranoid android.

An education à la tool.

To be fair, China has hundreds of air craft carriers, except most arrived broken in the box and the others were just toys with deceitful marketing.

Bill Laimbeer’s Combutt Basketball.

I got to hang out with Jesse Michaels and Dan Lumley after a Common Rider show in the early 2000s, which was awesome and the kicker was being introduced to The Mopes. “Accident Waiting To Happen” is an amazing record.

So this is why he introduced himself as Kirk Herbstreit.

B,b,b,b,b,baaaaaack that ass up!

Matthew Stafford has a Crew Chief as an OC.