+1 Great Looking Heir.

It’s nice to see Crosby is also a fan of Mark Twain.

Someone is defending the goddamn BCS. 2017 delivered as advertised.

If Harlan pulled this shit in Russia he would have been shot during the broadcast. Excitement like that isn’t even appropriate at an unusually successful turnip harvest.

Prostate exams during the game is ultimate cancer wokeness.

Lane Kiffin Replaced By Printing Memes From 4chan.

Trump loved this submission for Communications Director.

Old Dominion is the nickname that King Charles II gave Virginia during the English Civil War. That Charlie’s Lucy was named Oliver Cromwell, and don’t get me started on the Christian overtones.

Grayson Allen is an anagram of ‘annoyers’ gall’. Coincidence? Pete Carroll will be throwing that question to a 4-star general from the one location you’d never suspect.

This is the parade of morality you’d expect from a state that selected Ted Cruz during the primary and Donald Trump as President.

Honestly, you’ve got to take Sherman’s education into consideration in this instance because this is exactly how Stanford dealt with their marching band. 

+1 John Barrymara

Simple Jack.

Look at the guy with the frail ego and what not.

He’s married to mediocrity.

Jordan Reed after every play.

I wonder if Trent will be able to hide his erection during the next installment of Dilfer’s Dimes.

After the game Petty was insistent, exclaiming: “I’ve given up, stop, jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams.”

Yeah, can’t imagine it’s a hot selling point with advertisers.

“I want to find some formula of words to say that she shouldn’t have been struck to the ground, but at the same time she’s a fucking piece of work also.