The harshest penalty in college football this season is for a band.

As a Windows 10 user who has just been triggered, I’d like to offer you the opportunity to select the time you’d like to fuck yourself. How about 3:00 am?

The Kenny Rodgers Roasters sign speaks.

Cam Newton thought it was a good pass.

To play Blue Devil’s advocate, Lead has a sweet taste, and thanks to McCrory’s Duke Energy it is freely available in the Dan River. This just seems like the sign of a socially inept, hyper competitive, completely typical, Duke fan.

How little faith do you have in your QB when a 62 yard field goal seems more likely than completing a 10 yard pass?

Tracy Wolfson reported that Carr was screaming in pain but that’s just how he prays.

I bet Fenwick has nicer letterman jackets than the Texans.

Also, Hitler made some great deals with the Russians and left a beautiful wall as his legacy.

The Democrats lost this election because they couldn’t be bothered to show up, not because they didn’t pander to bigots. Trump comfortably won NC but McCrory lost the Governor’s race ultimately due to his support of HB2. If Jost’s argument had any bearing on reality McCrory would have won, and easily.

It’s nice to see a highlights from the D League.

Regan negotiated the release of hostages from Iran before his election, Trump negotiated the manufacture of the cars that contain the “natural essence” of Matthew McConaughey before his.

I have no words.

Does Abby Wambach need any further evidence at this point?

It’s reaching but it works.

In my 16 years of watching these two play I’d say kinda? I don’t know if I’d call it “dirty” anymore because I just came to expect it. Like watching an NFL game with James Harrison or Vontaze Burfict, as long as someone doesn’t get bludgeoned to death with their own thigh bone you probably assume fair play.

Depends on timing. He technically hasn’t been elected by the Electoral College yet, so it could be solved by Faithless Electors. If it is after that and he refuses to take the oath of office it’s unclear to me if it’s Pence taking office or up to the House to elect the President.

The NFL has decided to take the “YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THESE CHILD STARS LOOK LIKE NOW” endless click approach to their online highlights.

I’m With Faithless Electors.