This summarizes election night perfectly for me

It’s all relative. Would you risk speaking your mind and potentially alienating half the country in the process if it meant losing an endorsement deal that could potentially pay 5 times your annual salary? I can’t say with any certainty that I would but I respect a man that can.

This was excellent but I would have expected a 3 from Kerr.

It seems like Lebron helped create this atmosphere of speaking out and participating in social/political causes amongst his NBA counterparts, and goddamn it’s great to see someone with that stature take risks by doing so. He is the anti-Jordan and it’s awesome.

Considering the circumstance, this was amazing. Unfortunately for you, I would imagine Dos Almas will forever be a trigger for the memory of Trump’s surprise victory.

This kind of campaign worked for Gore and Kerry, why the hell not?

An open letter to Millenials,

I think a good Snickers’ commercial would have Dan Carpenter hopping around until he takes a bite and transforms into Trent Williams.

Is that Barry Melrose?

So this is what Kaspersky meant when he said he wanted to “rub out” his rivals.

I like Cowlishaw’s take of equating revoked credentials to an NBA game being equal to that of a presidential campaign. It’s slightly self-aggrandizing, unintelligent and absolutely exhausting to endure. All things that have become synonymous with ESPN.

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

Looks like the work of Survivor fans.

I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

I suppose an adult could have questionable perversions and still somehow maintain their own sense of moral authority.

This somehow feels worse than the original comment. I find it hard to believe an adult is searching for movie stills of Jennifer Lawrence for the purpose of ethical masturbation.

So, basically this.

+1 goddamnit.

That’s because Marcy Playground is a good band.