So that was Karl Pilkington’s neighbor.

“Would the NFL ever take players off in overtime, maybe nine or 10 men instead of 11, and open up the field for more scoring? Maybe the numbers only come down after each team gets a possession? Nah, it’d never happen. But it might be fun to imagine what football would look like with more space.”

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

They should retire that number.

“Time to put it behind us...”.

How did hand-tossed pizza not make this tourney? It’s like having a Baldwin Tournament and omitting Alec.

Roberto Aguayo will be sleeping with the nightlight on after watching this game.

All aboard Team Hillary!

So you’re telling me they needed a special session to pass that shit?

To be fair, Bartman didn’t choke during a championship game.

“...in a statement to Fox Sports, the NFL said that “players and NFL personnel may not participate in promotional activities or other appearances at or in connection with events that are held at or sponsored by casinos...””

“Many of her answers to questions, like if Doe took a sick day to go to Las Vegas and or how she contacted Rose’s lawyer, ended with her calling Doe a liar.”

Any chance of a liveblog for the fourth quarter of Chargers’ games?

These puns are of questionable intelligence.

Mike McCoy needs to be put in the NFL’s coronary protocol.

It says Fox News but I’m pretty sure I just watched a Halloween segment of Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Who knew an undecided voter could be so stupid?

Let it go. Ted Cruz dropped out of the race months ago.

If the 49ers win this game Rex Ryan won’t be allowed to speak at anymore Trump events.

This is bigly.