Tonight has reminded me of something I have been missing.

The “October surprise” will be that none of this shit matters. The water out of the tap catches fire and they won’t see a problem, they just see a solution.

Donald Trump knocked on the door of bus in an attempt to get off yet I’m expected to believe he just “grabs the pussy”?

He always keeps one eye on the ball.

If he had advertisers he wouldn’t be “protesting”.

They don’t even know how to use emojis properly.

They shared this meme during the commercials.

It took an inspiration from Georgia to pull peanuts from the soil, but it took an abject failure to pull them from solid gold.

Having suffered through visiting ECU before I’d say it’s likely that half the crowd was booing them for kneeling and the other half was booing because only queers wear feathers in their hats.

Jeter truly exemplifies the blue and malaise.

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

The Israeli club retaliated by appropriating the fertile portions of the stadium for farming.

Perhaps, Cleveland Rocks are to blame.

Kaepernick is just another disenfranchised Bernie Brother.

Libertarianism is explaining how great something is while you’re high and at the end of your argument disagreeing with yourself.

“MRIte??”

Dak’s out for Haramburgers.

This was great.