Sorry. I can’t get down with this tribute. It was so bad. She was in the wrong key the first time and it was such a terrible arrangement the second time that it didn’t get any better.

Exactly. Let’s not forget that everyone was aghast over last year’s underwhelming performance- which was due to a technical problem out of her control. I don’t blame her for not wanting a repeat blunder. She apologised like a million times, and then went on to knock it out of the park. I don’t think George would’ve…

And she turned it around and brought down the house. Well done

Yup, a $30k salary in the DC area will likely net you a couch in someone’s living room for a home, or if you don’t like to eat, a basement apartment in Alexandria.

excuse me, you got screamed at by angry constituents for the HONOR of receiving college credit

They’re often also unpaid interns!

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

You’ve made quite an impression for all of us to think of you first.

#NotAllMassholes

Dammit James.

nope. my joke was that she’s aging poorly BECAUSE SHE SOLD HER SOUL. HAHA GET IT?

You mean she’s like a person who looks older as they age? Weird.

OMG that Philly accent makes me want to call my family and tell them to shut up.

Sure it did. It showed Richard Spencer and the rest of his nazi buddies that they’re bullshit won’t be accepted without a fight. Remember “make racists afraid again?” What exactly do we want them to be afraid of? Petitions?

I’m posting this here cause we all need a smile. Here’s Richard Spencer getting sucker punched like the sucker he is.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

We don’t want him either.

Can someone make one of these for the Emo Kylo Ren page? After all, he’s a Ren’s rights activist!

I love the feeling that washes over me when I look at my 2-month-old son smiling in his crib and wonder what the fuck kind of world he’s going to have to deal with in the 18 years before he’s even able to vote.

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).