Adam LaRoche gave a similar speech to his Little Leaguer son. The main difference being that it was during a spring training game and no one wanted him there.

This comment isn't getting the stars it deserves. *flicks cigarette*

"See? That's all I was trying to do was tell my boy that I loved him so! I guess it didn't come out that way, though. Oh well."—Marv Marinovich

Now imagine Donald Trump as ‘Little League Coach’ and Ivanka as ‘Little League Pitcher’.

If only the mic could catch what he said to himself just before walking out to the mound-

The kid had given up 0 runs in a high pressure game, and dad tells him he loved him and to come right at his last batter to get him out. How does that guarantee a lifetime of failure?

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.