**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

You don’t think that’s punishment?

You’re correct.

This one weird trick redistributes the wealth of your country.

I get that they want the Dems to do better. The Dems should do better.

Currently on the front page: piece calling Trump an idiot, piece about a white nationalist being charged with domestic abuse, piece about Trump being scared of Southern California, piece about Mike Pence being petty, piece about the Trump whitehouse being a shitshow, piece of self-advocacy from a Mexican American,…

Wiseau serious?

The way you think politics work is so pathetically backwards and spineless I’m actually embarrassed second hand. Policies become accepted and implemented because coalitions of people advocate for them. That’s it. 15ish years ago a coalition of agribusiness lobbyists and racist white people advocated for more…

If you didn’t notice, all of the Democratic moves to the right and pushes for cautious and “moderate” solutions led to a) no immigration reform b) no DREAM Act c) a DACA order which is now in tatters with a very real possibility that there will be no long-term fix and d) a right wing mob that despite all of this STILL…

Let’s go for a Scandinavian style Social Democracy first. The human animal just isn’t ready for Communism yet. I like your take on the republicans and the Democrats. The capitalists, who control both major parties, cynically use racism as a cudgel to divide and conquer the working class.

Republicans are openly hostile to us; Democrats are about the same on top of taking our votes for granted. Can we just ditch them both and go full communism already?

Every time I go with my dad to a game he won’t shut up about how they should bring back those carts.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

Did Scarlett say anything about her favourite filmmaker (i.e. the guy who made Match Point, Scoop and Vicky Christina Barcelona)?

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

I only have a Lone Star to give you.