Considering Darko did not make a three-pointer over his entire career, one wonders whether his scouting profile is accurate

My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

Gladwell: It’s just dumb to assume people who are really good at one thing can know anything about another subject. Anyway, buy my new book “I Know Everything,” available wherever books are sold.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Counterpoint:

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Crazy that it took someone as stupid as Donald Trump to discover that you never have to resign, not if there’s no one person who can take your job away. No matter how bad of a scandal you’re caught up in, you can just wait it out and people will lose interest. It really is an unbeatable parry. Bill Clinton had the…

Because the idea that Americans are somehow superior is a long running international joke. Consistent with much of the world, 40-60% of our population are drooling morons who can barely dress themselves in the morning. Another 10% are sociopaths. Thus leaving 30-50% who are mentally and emotionally capable of managing…

I had to watch the second half during a meeting at work. Not sure how stealth I was. Lots of squirming and coughing when screams of joy wanted to come out. What a comeback. What a club.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

Thank you for saying this.  I am so fucking angry at this point I can’t even think straight.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Speaking of hard, how long did it take Zizou to squeeze into those jeans?

If this is how Dolan deals with a harmless heckler, imagine what he says to music reviewers: “The New York Times has described JD & The Straight Shot as a group of “well known sidemen backing a karaoke grade singer,” and noted that Dolan’s “musical talents are unlikely to endanger his day job.” After the group’s…