Fuck the family that did that. Not only are you a royal PITA to the rest of us that have to squeeze into a tiny metal tube together, but you probably just ruined your child’s day. Be a responsible adult and check that shit.

Just thought of a way to rid the government of $60k of waste, get rid of this twitter position. Won’t even point out the rest of the waste this jobs program (TSA) is...

The real story is how some kids won’t be getting their cocaine that uncle Carlos tried to smuggle inside a stuffed bear. 

Carry-on! Fuckin’ carry-on! C’mon. Really? Carry-on? Somehow he got past the place where they check to see if something is too big to be a carry-on, (“excuse me, please, we’re important”) and he got as far as TSA? There, the brough-ha-ha about the bear and not fitting in the scanner would tie up at least one TSA…