Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Yassss!!!

Roorda told KMOV that he was trying to get out in the aisle when Currie "elbowed" him to keep him from leaving, and that "two or three other anti-police radicals" then rushed over "and things de-escalated — I mean escalated from there." He flatly denied grabbing or shoving Currie.

I found myself knowing all the words by Monday. Got my entire life on the panicked train ride home!!!

It's like he's actually trying to be the worst!!!

Dear Anthony Mackie,

God, I wish I could find a gif of Hari Kondabolu from "Totally Biased" saying, "You remind me of my Uncle... Tom." He was saying it about Dinesh D'Souza, but damn... it applies!

It makes me so happy as a black woman AND as a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan!!

He looks like Max from "Hart to Hart" cast as a founding father. Which is all kinds of awesome, I must say!

That isn't remotely what I am saying, and frankly, I am too tired to debate my stance at present.

If Jezebel was a sports website, sure. It isn't, though.

Every time Solange's name is mentioned, people keep rushing to remind us of the elevator incident. Considering the fact that Jay Z attended her wedding and seemed genuinely happy to be there, it seems like he has moved on. Why can't we? Just sayin...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WAVES

North Miami Police Chief J. Scott Dennis did admit his team "could have used better judgment," according to the Washington Post.