More like, "Sexting's bad.... Mmmkay?"

Elastic ponytail holders... Which magically turn invisible when I need them!!

Man, I wish I wasn't on my phone so I could post that Madeline Kahn gif from "Clue: The Movie" - Flames....

I am seriously can deficient right now!! LMAO

I'm unemployed at present, but I would gladly donate some of my unemployment check to him just so he can box Zimmerman!!!

Shelly's face so eloquently expresses my feelings... How could I not?

Why does she look like Carol Channing?

You are the bomb dot com!!

Oh, I know. But wouldn't this be awesome live?!? LOL

I hope they resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 JUST for this movie, though I would settle for a live Riff Trax or Cinematic Titanic event!

::slow claps:: for her!

Yep, me too! I thought he was going for support... Which makes the whole pass so much more shitty!

Who knows what would have happened if they hadn't knocked her off the stage for Doug Dimmadom.... I mean, Madonna. She barely had time to officiate! I'm just saying..

Goddamn, that was dope!!!!

I go the DIY route when it comes to my braids, which I do once a year (I call it my BRAID-cation) I haven't set foot in a salon in over a decade. It takes the same amount of time, but I'm in my own home and can enjoy a tv marathon at the same time!

So they made the wedding ceremony ridiculously short, basically pushed Queen Latifah to the side while still officiating so Madonna (dressed like she was about to tell everyone that Texas has a whorehouse in it) can come out... WHY exactly?!?!

Co-signing and adding...

Random humping guy in the background is the true star of this video!!! Obviously, he should've been Kenickie!

If they made a him that had Morgan Freeman's voice, I would camp out to get one of those!!!!!