I’m increasingly getting the impression that the heads of the studios would rather just get out of the whole entertainment business entirely and move into something more reliable like furniture wholesale

We always talked about the ‘Golden Age of Television’ ending at some point, but I really didn’t think things would get this dire.

As someone said on Twitter, he got as close as he could to 100 without going over.

It was a bit unprofessional, but you’re trying to make it more than what it actually was...which is just as weird.

My initial thought was along those lines as well.
Also, meet my accountant, Skeeter, my lawyer, Beets and my personal sommelier, Timmy-Tim-Tim.

I still can’t believe ANYONE trusts a grown ass adult named Scooter with anything.

A wife having that important a job doesn't sound much like traditional marriage to me.

Being on a sitcom ruined things for her like it did for many young sitcom actors. They’re prompted to act much more broadly than they would in anything else, and unfortunately it becomes second nature over time. They have to be aware of it and work extremely hard to break the habits they formed.

Sweetin is cool and beautiful and an awesome person.

It must be tough to reign as Queen of Christmas for more than a decade and having to abdicate due to the increasing mindfulness of your subjects.

You know the writing around here has been pretty wank for a while now; but I must say I really like “single-tonguedly”.

this is after years and years of people pointing out the obvious balding and him denying it. seems like he came clean eventually, but probably only because it might have given him public sympathy.

the funniest part of this remains that his hair loss doctor wrote an impassioned letter to the judge saying he shouldn’t go to jail because he’s helped people deal with their own hair loss.

The vast majority of concert attendees live in the city they are attending and have nothing to do with hotels. It makes more sense to ask people hosting events at hotels to cancel.

Speaking of physical comedy, how about Kelvin’s somersault---that look like it HURT.

The entire CC run is worth it for “The Late Philip J. Fry” alone.

JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!

My concern when the episode list first leaked was that it looked they were just gonna comment on pop culture/society things they missed between Fox and Comedy Central’s run. Like the Apple spoof or the faux-Obama guy needing an “Earth certificate.” But they eventually found a balance.

I’m disheartened by the number of child assault apologists in this comment section, not gonna lie.

“Cruise is really just a normal dude who “took us go-karting and zip-lining,” during off time on set”