Look at what this psychopath posted on his Instagram two weeks ago:

Cops? Oh they're too busy getting hardons confronting unarmed teen black boys and telling them to 'get the fuck outta the middle of the street,' then shooting them in the back, to bother with brutal murdering rapist boyfriends.

Because the NSA only uses data for IMPORTANT things, like defending 'Murica from them tourists and those pot-smokin' liberals!

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

Seriously. I see absolutely no reason for anyone to even mention what she did for a living because it should have absolutely no bearing on what happened to her.

The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a…

I'm with you. Lox is disgusting. That gelatinous texture, that horrible smell. BARF

I love lox. If it smells like rotting fish, then it is no wonder you don't like it because that is a sign that it is, in fact, rotting!

If the kid is old enough to unhook mommy's bra, he's too old to breastfeed.

Specifically, a group of about twelve octogenarians shuffles into the ballroom with their walkers as "Slow Ride" by Foghat plays.

IDK, why don't you ask Ben Roethlisberger or Ray Rice?

See: Ray Rice.

Just a few months for the rapist, while the victim has a life sentence.

No justice here.

Well I'm sure this came as quite a relief to all the media assholes who kept worrying about this rapist's precious future being ruined. Apparently committing a rape is just a small speedbump in his football career.

...and literally no one raised their hand. (I'm assuming that was your point.)

That lox stock photo at the top of the page reminded me of a strange coworker I had. This is not a restaurant story, but worth telling:

But then the comments wouldn't have hilarious animated GIFs that really increase the quality of dialog, like this:

No, Bah-Jah Blast is like Mountain Dew and yeah, it's good.

Is that like Sierra Mist? Is it good?