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I'm at the point in my life where my big goals are get drunk and fall asleep.

She was in that? I must not have been paying attention.

Her mistake was taking his psycho sperm in the first place.

From what I've read, Patric claimed he kept a low profile so the child wouldn't be under media scrutiny because of Patric's showbiz life. So of course he conducts a quiet, non-confrontational custody suit.

The only vibe I got from The Lost Boys was that he had more chemistry with with Keifer Sutherland than his romantic lead Jami Gertz.

I agree. NO, was my response as well.

The manager also told her to "just switch shirts" to hide the vomit stains.

Why not? MRAs think men should get to dictate the terms of their relationships with their kids no matter what their behavior has been.

She should have just told him "I'm a very important person, I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

More like the guy got territorial and wanted to claim his property. That's what the full custody was all about. That, and the chance to mind fuck his ex once again.

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

Her mistake was not getting things in writing.

I had a friend in a similar situation. Got knocked up at 16, father denied everything. Never saw her or the kid. Years later, she meets a new, great guy. The guy pays for family therapy because he wants her kid to have a good relationship with him. Once they're married, they decide that he should adopt the kid. They…

Her mistake was telling him about the pregnancy at all.

Ugh. This is pretty much exactly what happened to my cousin.

As always, when you want to punish a woman you... well, murder or rape her. And when you want to punish a man you... also murder or rape a woman.