No worries :)

Who needs some levity in the form of a man named Jim Halpert becoming a diaper changing master? Because I do!

WOULD YOU RATHER...

It was recently disclosed to me that Wyoming has more wanted criminals per capita than any other U.S. state because of extradition laws. (The person sharing this info went on to tell several very interesting stories about interactions with the criminal element in Wyoming.) She should tell her kids to keep a lookout…

I have never been to any of those places but Kansas and I will confirm that it was the worst fucking drive of my life. Nothing but tan colored flatness as far as the eye can see and I grew up in Illinois. Kansas is the WORST.

Wyoming isn't faux-Canada, the Minnesota-Wisconsin area is. It's called Baja Canada.

And by terrible you mean a match made in Douchebag heaven?

Lohan and Levine sounds like a terrible, terrible union.

Well, that apology put a stake through the heart of my celebrity crush on Gary Oldman. I mean, he starts with "Dear Gentlemen" and then basically does Bad Apology Blackout Bingo. "Shalom Aleichem"? Really????

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. OLDMAN.

As a Jewish person, I will award 100 points to Gryffendor for Gary Oldman's use of "shalom Aleichem."

Not to be that guy, but "gentlemen" of the ADL? They're definitely male dominated, and I know it isn't malicious or anything, but it still rubs me the wrong way. Jewish women, and all WOC, deserve his deference too if he's going to be contrite about bigotry.

No ladies allowed!

Sorry, but if some writes "was offensive to" in their apology instead of excusing the actions or words they used, then it's a shit apology.

Um, Gary Oldman, I'm not Jewish and I was offended by your comments. Where's my apology?

Ugh. Garry. You disappoint, but even more disappointing? That shitty apology. Sorry if his comments were offensive to many Jewish people? How about "Sorry I was a dick and said dickheaded things. I will try to be a non-dickhead in the future."

I can't believe you had the willpower. You are a stronger person than I am.

LOL! I seriously go to weddings and imagine this scenario.

OMG I can't even believe there are people out there would do that... so obnoxious!