in b4 the mras!

You think this is a union issue, or an issue where cops generally protect their corrupt own no matter what? I personally think it's the latter.

Are we sure the wish wasn't to be robbed by a police officer? I WANT FULL DISCLOSURE!

I don't think so; I usually have off on Asshole Day.

I have a gun that shoots wedding rings onto the fingers of male assailants. Problem sooo solved.

People with access to guns kill people.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. (But much easier with guns but that's TOTALLY beside the point)

This is exactly why I quit pirating. Because I hate the environment.

Happy Father's Day! One of the leading causes of death for pregnant women in the United States is homicide, so thanks for not doing that. You rock!

I think I'm okay without a man around, but thanks for lookin' out, SonCox.

Generally, "not an abusive dipshit" is high on the list of qualities someone looks for in a potential spouse. I got the eff out of my last co-habitating non-married relationship because of abuse.

Or, possibly because he was married.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. Every day I become more and more convinced that people on the right are physically incapable of grasping nuance and context. Because OMG! Did you know that the rate of drownings rises during the summer—and so does the rate of girls wearing shorts?! Clearly, the ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT…

A facepalm of such an epic nature requires extra hands

For reals, you guys. That's why they call a tank top an unmarried-friends-with-benefits-beater.

That's because, they argue, men care more about their female partners and kids after they get married because ~*marriage*~.

I used to work at a crisis center for people who experienced domestic violence and we received ~28,000 calls per year. It wasn't even a big city. But I guess those 28,000 calls must have all been unwed whores who were asking for it or something. Now we have to hide behind a man in order to be protected from violence,…

And don't forget, husbands can't rape their wives. Or murder them. Men never do horrible things to their spouses. Stop. Wait. What are you googling? I swear it's true!