Ah, being a proponent for enthusiastic consent is a boring thing now. Rape and assault is just so much more exciting and passionate, isn't it?

We'll stop making fun of them when they stop trying to legislate their morals and private religious convictions into the government of us all. When women stop dying and being forced to bear children against their will because conservative lawmakers decide how to police our bodies. When scumbags like Romney stop using…

Look, in the interests of repairing your obviously injured feelings over a previous perspective on battery-operated sex toys, I am willing to stand up right now and heartily encourage you to spend a little more time with yours. You just ... seem a little tense.

Yes, Mr. Will. Being the victim of sustained emotional and sexual abuse by a partner was ABSOLUTELY the highlight of my college experience! All the other girls are so jealous of the years I've spent in therapy and the PTSD flashbacks I continue to have.

No joke, this old sack of balls got his BA from Trinity College in 1962, which is precisely one billion years ago. Also, seven years before the school became coed. So he knows exactly 0.0000 about what he is talking about.

The only reason a man could object to women fighting back against rape would be if he were a rapist himself. It explains a lot about George Will, frankly.

Right. What girl doesn't want to grow up to be a rape victim, and the envy of all her friends?

The woman was barred from a court session because she wasn't wearing Magic Underwear. The joke was there long before the picture was posted.

Or could they not be self righteous assholes all the time!

Magic underwear jokes never get old.

Hahaha it's funny because it fails to engage with the content of my response! YOU SO LULZ!

OMG, it's almost like maybe an entire gender doesn't agree all the time. Stupid vagina-havers can't even agree on every issue every single time, amirite?! LULZ!

How kind of you! But I'm not sure I have the mental capacity to grasp the complexity of your thoughts about feminism, even with pictures.

Are you fucking kidding? HA. Erin got reamed for writing the article that disparaged masturbatory aids for men. Nice try dipshit, but you're not getting away with pretending like that accurately represents most contemporary feminist viewpoints.

My penis is now confused, he just received a compliment of it's size, but his authority is still being questioned.

Are you trying to mansplain what the effect of my penis on my intelligence, because my penis is telling me you are wrong.

The best counter to mansplaining is fistsplaining.

WELL ACTUALLY, THIS ISN'T WHAT MANSPLAINING IS, LADIES. LET ME MANSPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. I KNOW FOR SURE BECAUSE OF MY PENIS.