How I feel reading this;

I'm short, chubby, and have been compared to a Troll doll more times than I can count. If I can find love, you can too.

asking for a friend

Worse than danny & rhea? I don't know. That one really broke me up.

Always a mistake.

He's chosen another ancient creature to spend eternity with.

So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

I'm gonna get 'pizza' tattooed on my arm. That love will NEVER die.

No one learned anything from Johnny Depp. Ever.

Never get their name tattooed on you. NEVER. Did we learn nothing from Johnny Depp?

Go bathe your baby right now! Wait...that probably was a metaphor..:P

I wouldn't be too sure that having really shitty local police departments didn't bump those towns up a notch or two in GQ's mind.

There is no such thing as a "psychic medium". Anyone who actually had "supernatural powers" would instantly be one of if not the most powerful and influential person in the world. ALL "psychics" are fake, every single one of them and spare me the imaginary anecdotes about what happened to your cousin or your friend,…

Your mom is a total scam. "Psychics", "mediums", "spirits" and "ghosts" do not exist. You are obviously lying about everything you wrote, none of those things ever happened. It is ALL make-believe nonsense, your mother included. Sorry but these are facts, not the fictional fairy tales you've convinced yourself to…

Really? Because mine went to

It's called "cold reading"

Believe what you want, but ghosts are REAL!

The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred…

If you think this, then, by honest, sincere, logical extension, you must also think that every single world religion (whatever good may arise from the people or their beliefs) is also a repository of the worse collection of scams and scammers ever to enter into the consciousness of the human species

Super serious NEWS FLASH