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I want a notarized statement from Jesus okaying this.
The dude looked just like David Tennant. And made me scream. Bam!
Just because no sexual experience stands out doesn't mean that I don't get involved...I just don't really like sex all that much.
For a second I thought I read that while jumping out a plane you had strapon sex with girl in a coffin. That would be incredibly impressive just from a logistics perspective.
Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party don't stop.
The time my partner bought me (really, us) a new toy, and six orgasms in I said, "I fucking swear, if you make me cum one more time, I'll break your fucking nose. Don't stop." Really, more than 50% of our sexual encounters are face-meltingly good. Like, visual-hallucination-inducing good. Breaking things in the next…
That looks painful tho
Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…
For our mutual birthdays last year, my partner and I got a fancy schmance hotel room (Free! I worked for the company and I got one free stay a year.) for a night, took some amazing molly, and spent the next ten hours boning and prancing around in fancy schmance hotel robes. I had never had sex whilst tripping before,…
One final note: to everyone who stopped by this thread simply to jerk off: welcome.
Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
The whole time I watch that show, all I ever say is, "It's food. It's just fucking food. How dramatic can you get about it?"
That Gordon Ramsay show is literally the only reality show that I have binge watched in the last decade. Loved it.
Other things on television that are not real:
I choose to believe this of Dance Moms too.