*eyeroll* We don't live in Ira warzone. We don't want to live in a warzone. more guns is the dumbest possible answer to this problem.

Mine too! First he yells at me for being gone all day, then he yells at me for not having dinner in the dish. I swear, if he were a human male, we'd SO be broken up by now.

I think the larger problem here is first forcing a very small child to piss herself and then trying to stop her mom from cleaning it up. Nothing you've said makes that okay.

I worked at a grocery store in my teens. There was this one dude who (pretended that he) couldn't get his wallet out of his back pocket, because it was too big and he had crammed it in the pocket anyway. He asked me to help him get it out. I stood back and scoffed, saying nothing, but started to look for someone…

It's funny how easy it is to tell which dudes watch waaaaaay too much porn.

Doesn't surprise me. Religion is passed down through social custom and pressures, and people are extremely emotional about it. Kinda makes sense that they wouldn't want someone without that particular crutch joining the family. Faith is a fragile, feeble thing.

"32DD sounds like a very standard size" Totally what I thought as well, but they always stop at 34. Apparently, for the stores in my area, no woman has a ribcage smaller than 34 inches. Totally hear you about the boutique option, though. I found one in my area and am making an appointment!

Frankly, I don't care if it's feminist or not. I love spanx. LOVE. They're great for compression while running.

oooh. I'll be looking into that! thanks!

I do live in the suburbs. I hadn't considered that's why I can never find any in my size. I'm thinking I should hit a specialty store that does actual fittings and makes the bras. Maybe I'm not even in the correct size.

32DD here. That's kinda of like being a unicorn as well, for the complete lack of any bras that size in stores. I have to get them all online.

Is it weird that this compelled me to want to write "I think I love you"?

TELL US WEAR T BUY THESE MAGICAL THINGS!

I'm totally a corset-wearer for certain occasions, so I get how one could enjoy wearing one. But, damn. There's a whole hell of a lot of NOPE! in here for me.

Prezactly. Fully anecdotal, but the only "happily married" couples I know (that actually seem happy) are the ones who aren't like that. Separate sleeping arrangements and/r separate hobbies, etc., so that, when they are together, it's not an obligation.

I have this pet theory (that most likely someone with a Ph.D. after their name already thought of) that this "we must do EVERYTHING TOGETHER" mentality is why so many marriages break up. You're not getting proper sleep, but you can't have your own bed because that's, somehow, means your marriage is DOOMED!!. I…

No, it's the People Under the Stairs, from that cheesy horror flick that came out when I was a kid. They'll get my ankles if I don't run!

Me too!

Miss Andry, I am officially your fan girl.

Excellent! I already love Feminazistan! (add cream cheese frosting. For health!)