"antibiots"

I may never stop vomiting.

“Evil Dead 2”

When did she acquire talent to misuse?

I hope and pray to the mighty Cthulhu that you are correct.

Why do you think that?

What they're really saying is "Can you please stop being successful so I can stop seething with jealousy?"

"I'll tell you what this goddamn storm is called: it's called Why The Fuck Didn't I Move To New Mexico When I Had The Fucking Chance? "

God, I hope so or I feel great pity for their partners!

"Fat men last longer in bed"

I may never stop vomiting.

Story of my life. I've lost about 140lbs, making me currently 150 lbs. Which, according to (crapass) BMI, means I'm still "obese" despite the fact that its basically muscle now. And oh boy do some people love to tell me how "weird" I look now, or how I need to be "careful not to go too far!"

You don't see any problem with giving professional women at a professional conference chintzy beauty produce that have nothing to do with the aim or point of the conference? really?

That is just so much win. Love it. You're a goddamn warrior, ma'am. Love your war paint!

I don't know why, but I'm gobsmacked that there are businesspeople this goddamn stupid. How can there be people so bad at their PR jobs that they think some chintzy "beauty" products are going to attract professional women, when that industry has fucking nothing to do with chintzy "beauty" products? WHO?

COme to think of it, you're right. He'll lay on ANYTHING that is flat, especially if I am in someway interacting with that thing.

Shorter steve: my screen name ain't a joke.

No, the real question is how is that so many people who can apparently read, and write and comprehend stuff are still dry humping the ridiculous lie that you're paying for fucking anything of mine.

If you two are ever looking for a threesome, call me. ;)

OH GOD MY EYES! MY EYES! I'll never sleep again!